30 Before 30

This year I turn 27. I’m officially closer to 30 than 20, and I’m not going to lie – it scares the shit out of me. But rather than focusing on the slow march to the grave, I’ve decided to focus on all the stuff I want to do for a change. Anxiety tends to stop me from doing a lot of the stuff I want to do, but I’ve discovered that making lists actually helps me to get stuff done. Admittedly we’re talking doing the ironing and going to Morrisons rather than an epic holiday, but my theory is that perhaps if I make a list then maybe it’ll motivate me to actually do some of it. So, after several hours of trying to come up with a list of things I want to do that aren’t completely pathetic, here’s my official list of 30 things to do before I turn 30. Enjoy, and maybe have a good laugh at my optimism.

  1. Go to New York
  2. Get a tattoo
  3. Learn to play an instrument
  4. Find a career that I love
  5. Run a 10k
  6. Make and decorate an amazing cake – not one that looks like a 10 year old has been let loose with some royal icing.
  7. Go to Disneyland – Paris or Florida. I’m not fussed. I just want the Disney magic.
  8. Buy a house
  9. Learn to do the splits
  10. Decide on babies vs fur babies
  11. Actually put together the photo albums I’ve been planning for the last ten years.
  12. Buy a new car
  13. Get my medication reduced
  14. Go to see Wicked
  15. Go to Bruges
  16. Make a dessert from scratch
  17. Run a half marathon – once the 10k is done, obviously.
  18. Decorate an entire house – obvs over time, I’m not going to do a line of coke and get it done over the weekend.
  19. Drive on the motorway – I’ve had my licence for 7 years and still haven’t driven on the motorway. To be fair I did my first left reverse since my test last week and felt immensely proud. Baby steps.
  20. Sing karaoke while sober enough to actually not sound like a dying animal.
  21. Go on an all inclusive holiday
  22. Write a book – don’t worry, I probably won’t publish it.
  23. Stay at Barnsley House again – my husband and I stayed here after we got married and it’s just the most beautiful hotel.
  24. Go to FriendsFest
  25. Learn how to do a headstand
  26. Write a blog and actually stick to it – and don’t give up on it no matter how shit it is.
  27. Give blood
  28. Cook a whole meal from scratch – my husband found this one hilarious.
  29. Visit the Freud museum in Vienna – penis envy and Oedipus complexes? Hells yeah.
  30. Go to Amsterdam

If I check any of these off my list I’ll be sure to write about it, because that’s apparently what I do now. But I best get cracking so… bye for now.

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